Be it known unto all who read these presents that
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having exercised faith sufficient to click a button, is hereby recorded as steward and presumptive inheritor of the world known as
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This deed confers no rights in this life, the spirit world, or any kingdom of glory. Title remains subject to final review, worthiness interview, and the actual laws of physics. Recorded this day in the Book of Remembrance.
After nearly two centuries of doctrinal speculation, the Registry is finally open. Every world on this map is a real, NASA-confirmed planet — and precisely none of them has a recorded steward. That ends today.
6,306 known worlds and counting (the telescopes keep finding more — supply is literally astronomical, but so is demand). Deeds are printable, definitely eternal, and worth every ounce of the paper you print them on.
Every world on this map is a real, NASA-confirmed exoplanet — position, distance, size, and temperature courtesy of the NASA Exoplanet Archive. The starfield is the real sky, from the HYG catalog (CC BY-SA). The theology is, let's say, extrapolated.
This is a parody, made with love from inside the tent. It is not affiliated with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which has formally noted that "you get your own planet" is a caricature of the doctrine of exaltation. This site respectfully commits to the bit anyway. No actual celestial real estate is conveyed. Obviously.
Moses 1:33 · Abraham 3:9 · D&C 130:9 · Claims are recorded on the honor system. Be nice. Kolob is not available and will not become available.